Have you ever brought a knife to a swordfish fight or paddled down shit creek with nothing but sheer willpower and a head bereft of hair?

Well, some of these things have happened with these two rapscallions, Pat and Ray, the poster boys of being lazy and questionable takes on different things.

Like true men of science, statistics and casual making light of sexism in the world, different topics like maritime issues, beauty surgery, medieval clicking games are discussed.

Such is life and we're all hurling towards...finish the sentence yourself.