Premeditated Opinions

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Josh & Pamela

12 episodes

3 days ago

This week on Premeditated Opinions, Pamela and Josh unpack the chaotic magic of family theme park adventures, from Halloween neighborhood fun to Disney park survival guides. Pamela recounts her family’s first Disney World trip (spoiler: Genie Pass math and roller-coaster negotiations), while Josh relives his Disneyland escapades, complete with food poisoning, emotional fireworks, and one very dramatic lightsaber ceremony. Together, they debate the great parenting question: Is Disney worth the...

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Comedy

Kids & Family,

Society & Culture

Episodes (12/12)

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11. The Happiest Place on Earth (sponsored by our savings account)

3 days ago

56 minutes

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10. People You Should Know: Ashton Hines, Real Estate for the Financially Tired

This week on Premeditated Opinions, Pamela and Josh sit down with Ashton Hines, North Texas realtor, podcast host, and proud queso defender. In this People You Should Know segment, Ashton breaks down the current real-estate circus: interest rates, flipping disasters, and the emotional trauma of selling a house with your ex (yep, he went there). From the myth of the “forever home” to the reality of “Mary wants a beach house for $300 a month,” we’re unpacking housing, hope, and HGTV-level delu...

1 week ago

1 hour 21 minutes

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9. People You Should Know: Krista Miller & The Real Art of Survival

This week on Premeditated Opinions, Josh does the unthinkable: he interviews his wife. That’s right! The first official People You Should Know segment features Krista Miller: artist, mom, musician, and long-suffering spouse of one co-host with too many opinions. Together with Pamela, they dive into the messy magic of creativity, infertility, and the long, weird road from “this is just for me” to “someone actually bought my emotional breakdown on canvas.” They talk about how art became t...

2 weeks ago

1 hour 6 minutes

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8. We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your DNA

This week on Premeditated Opinions, Josh tells the kind of story that makes you want to call your mom... or at least check your Ancestry login. What started as a 26-foot U-Haul and a bottle of ibuprofen turns into a heart-opening story about adoption, DNA tests, and finding biological family in the middle of a pandemic. Pamela plays emotional detective as Josh unpacks his genetic detective, FedEx letters, and the unforgettable line: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended wa...

3 weeks ago

1 hour

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7. A Billion-Year Contract and Other Red Flags

This week on Premeditated Opinions, Pamela and Josh dive into the world of Scientology — where self-help meets science fiction and billion-year contracts come with free trauma. From the mystery of Shelly Miscavige to why smart people fall for cults, we unpack faith, fear, and the desperate human need to belong. Then we turn the mirror on modern religion — exploring why church sometimes feels like a TED Talk with fog machines and guilt as the main love language. Think less altar call, more gro...

1 month ago

58 minutes

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6. Nice Effing Brake Lights (And Other Parenting Psalms)

This week on Premeditated Opinions, Pamela and Josh tackle the wild world of parenting, profanity, and public policy — from road rage karaoke (“Nice effing brake lights!” 🎶) to why kids have an uncanny ability to remember exactly the words you wish they’d forget. They swap stories about construction chaos, censored childhoods, and accidentally turning Jackbox into an adults-only game night before discovering the “family-friendly” setting the hard way. Then, they shift gears — diving into the ...

1 month ago

57 minutes

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5. Check-Ups, Check-Ins, and Check Yourself

This week on Premeditated Opinions, Josh takes a trip to the dentist that nearly turned into a cardiac event, while Pamela sips her coffee and reminds us that bourbon at 9am is “probably frowned upon.” Between numbing shots, elevated heart rates, and a hygienist saying “whoa” (never say “whoa”), we compare notes on stage fright vs. public speaking, parenting kids through orchestra/viola/violin concerts and gymnastics meets, and why confidence is a muscle you build—preferably not with yo...

1 month ago

41 minutes

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4. Accent Bias, Swift Joy, Lasso Feels

This week on Premeditated Opinions: Pamela and Josh test the limits of millennial linguistics: Southern drawls, Steve Irwin narrations of household pets, and why saying “listen” is basically a personality type. We dig into accents, bias, and how a Kentucky-Dallas hybrid can be both “city girl” and “Data Cowgirl,” while still getting side-eyed in tech for elongating vowels. From there, we spiral (responsibly) into culture: why Southern ≠ simple, how unconscious bias shows up at work, and the s...

1 month ago

45 minutes

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3. Bourbon, Buzz, and Binge-Worthy TV

This week on Premeditated Opinions: Pamela and Josh cover the truly important things: stalking authors (lovingly), bourbon correctness (it’s Kentucky or it’s whiskey), and whether the new electric VW ID. Buzz is the millennial minivan of our dreams. We spiral through culture, faith, and streaming TV, with just enough politics to keep your blood pressure spicy and your Google tabs open. Pamela gushes about Jen Hatmaker’s upcoming memoir Awake (launch-team perks, activated) and why affirming yo...

1 month ago

48 minutes

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2. Death By Southwest

This week on Premeditated Opinions: Death by Southwest isn’t a true crime story (though it sure feels criminal when your flight’s been delayed for the 8th time). In this episode of Premeditated Opinions, we dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern air travel — from chaotic check-ins and lost luggage to the legendary Southwest meltdown that left travelers stranded, broke, and questioning their life choices. Expect sass, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of “are we really paying this much money f...

2 months ago

43 minutes

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1. Carpool, Conferences, and Cults of Personality

This week on Premeditated Opinions: Pamela and Josh unpack the chaos of modern life — from the battlefield that is the school carpool line to the heartbreaking reality of lockdown drills. Pamela shares highlights from the Witness Success Conference in Louisville, including a wild session on laughter yoga (yes, fake-laughing until it becomes real). They swap stories about parenting meltdowns, cultural absurdities, and why laughter might be the most underrated coping mechanism we have. Other hi...

2 months ago

57 minutes

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2 months ago

14 minutes