Etiquette has a new judge.
Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.
In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.
Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.
The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.
We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.
Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.
In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.
Etiquette has a new judge.
Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.
In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.
Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.
The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.
We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.
Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.
In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.
The district court of being your best self is in session, with a wellness journey that noone wants to get onto. The incomparable Ciara Robinson @ciaracrobinson deliberates Wellness Influencers with Graham and Neil in this no holds barred knockout of a performance, taking on the matcha yogis and tradwife vibeslingers. We also discuss the rise of queer youth in JNCO jorts, a new miracle cure for male pattern baldness, and whether Usain Bolt's shoe game would be better with running support, or if he could sprint on the wings of fashion alone.—People do things wrong, and the only way to fix it is to judge them by subscribing to our podcast. for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment is fun, right? RIGHT?!?!FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW CIARA:https://www.instagram.com/ciaracrobinson/Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.