On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, some mobsters show up at the Montecito not caring that they're on the hit NBC television show The Blacklist and therefore not able to step onto the premises, but they're allowed to stay since they bought a $1 million wedding package. Wayne Newton and Big Ed have a disagreement over whether or not Wayne should have recorded the extra stroke or two that we all know he took. And Danny's dancing threatens to bring the whole affair to an end if some minibar ginger ale crimes don't beat him to it.

Your hosts debate the merits of aluminum versus steel and create some McKee Key-adjacent controversy while promising to turn this goddamned car around if Paul Anka shows up. You can email the idiots at podatthemontecito@gmail.com or tweet at them (for at least a little while longer!) @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. Catch up on episodes of Las Vegas on Cozi TV, airing for three hours every night, but whatever you do, don't tell James Lesure about it -- he'd rather you be invested in the Rookieverse.