On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the MCFTF has to split their focus to stop a card counting scheme awfully reminiscent of a New York Times Bestselling book. A ship bukkake is headed for the Montecito in the form of an extravagant wedding, but when the dress goes missing, but the MCFTF B-team is on the case, when it's not trying to get its dick wet... yeah, it's Mike. Obviously it's Mike.

Your co-hosts rewrite the Montecito jingle, share makeup tips for the blackjack table, but most importantly: it's the return of Gambling Pedantry Corner™! Engage with the boys on Twitter @MontecitoPod and by using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock, or by emailing them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Just leave James Lesure out of it. Indiscretion may be our brand promise, but it isn't his.