It's Laura Squirrel's birthday and we're celebrating the only way we know how--doing whatever she asks us with this podcast feed.

Today we're presenting the first ever public release of Laura's fan fiction about the obscure 80s cartoon the Get Along Gang, which was on CBS for one season and was based on a line of greeting cards featuring anthropomorphic child animals that hung around a clubhouse built inside of an abandoned train or something.

She explains the context in the intro. I'm tired. I don't feel like rewriting what she said.

Music is by Laura's harsh noise wall project, Ghosts of Dead Tables.