Football was hot out of the gate - with five (FIVE!) teams scoring over 156 points, led by the Commish himself, Mr. Yard Goat. Shray nabs the sole hockey point as he was victimized by Jakey's full-bodied, well-balanced attack, Schraff calls out sick to work on Tuesday after just a disgusting performance and Jason does what Jason does best: lose. What a week.