Alright legends, strap in. UFC 321 was an absolute circus. Three blokes missed weight before we even got started, and the refs actually grew a spine for once. Maksum grabs the fence, point gone, fair play. Next fight, Abdelwahab drops a cheeky elbow to the back of the head, bang, another point. Love to see it.
Wood vs. Delgado had a couple of nut shots, but Herzog handled it like a pro. Then we got Klein vs. Beck, a proper war until Klein’s ankle gave way and he couldn’t stand, brutal stuff. Ikram looked solid, Walker snagged another sub, and Salkilld flattened his opponent on short notice. Rakvic got sparked by a jab (yeah, that bad), and Dern’s your new champ, even if the commentary team were carrying pom-poms for her.
Umar looked sharp, Bautista didn’t lose any stock, and then there’s Tommy and Gane, eye pokes, chaos, and Dana’s face said it all.
We wrap it all up with some spicy MMA news:
Patchy Mix fails a drug test (shock horror)
DC’s take on the heavyweight mess
Conor stirring the pot as usual
Jon Jones trolling everyone with a new profile pic
Islam being funny one minute and a menace the next
Poatan roasting Tom’s “acting”
Jim Miller weighing in on the eye-poke plague
Bryce Mitchell’s nose now in two pieces
And apparently, UFC’s moving to Paramount+ but Kayo’s still got the PPVs
Oh, and Ilia vs. Paddy and Volk vs. Movsar are looking real, huge if true.
Stick around for the banter, the breakdowns, and a few laughs at Conor’s expense.