Righto, we’re back previewing UFC Perth this week and throwing out a few Piestrong punts for the crowd. Some cracking matchups on this card, so we’re having a proper look.

Bit going on in the fight world too
Fiziev’s out and it looks like Gamrot’s stepping in against Charles
Ilia vs Paddy’s being lined up for UFC 324 - fair to say one of those blokes is getting exposed
Danaher’s had a swing at Moneyberg (yep, that’s still a thing)
Conor reckons he’s fighting Chandler on a White House card… we’ll believe it when we see it
The Jake Paul vs Andre August Davis circus kicks off
Darren Till’s loving life, who should he punch next
Danis reckons Holland’s an easy lay up to the rankings
Poatan’s hitting mitts like a demon, apparently Big Ank hid from him at the PI (can’t blame him)
Movsar’s calling out contenders, probably because he knows the title shot isn’t coming
Paddy calls his shot… and somehow insults all of Spain in the process
Islam and JDM keep their undefeated runs going and it’s looking scary
JDM’s training with Bam Bam now so you know it’s getting loose
And no, there’s still no Francis for that PFL heavyweight title fight. Yawn

We wrap it all up with some current events, a couple of hot takes, and a deep philosophical debate
Baccarat, Jack’s first hand at the casino on the weekend. Player or Banker?