Oi legends, back on the mics after a wild week in the fight world.
We kick off with a full recap of UFC Paris, where the French delivered carnage. Only two decisions on the entire card, the rest? Straight KOs.
Paul Craig got absolutely ironed out at the buzzer, brutal hellbow.
BSD made Ruffy look like he’d never seen a mat, got the tap and made it look easy.
Caio vs Imavov was a proper scrap, high level, but with a couple of cheeky eye pokes that stirred the pot.
Then we look ahead to UFC Noche, solid card, not a PPV, but there’s value if you know where to punt.
We drop a few Piestrong punts too, have a crack (or don’t, we’re not your financial advisor).
📢 Fight Announcements:
Pantoja vs Van locked for Dec 6 at UFC 323
Islam vs JDM?? What the hell is happening
Zhang vs Shev, Prates vs Edwards, Hooker vs Arman
Topuria vs Almakhan, Yadong vs O’Malley, and yeah Costa’s apparently fighting the “one-eyed bloke”
Reports say Ilia’s out till 2026 rough scenes
🗞️ MMA News and it’s chaos as usual:
Strickland gets roasted
Danis and Rockhold throw hands at the weigh-in, now Danis reckons DC’s next
Jamie Foxx opens up about the Tyson biopic
Volk lands a movie gig, Cejudo arrested, Anderson Silva wins a lawsuit
Bo Nickel slander, Pico KO’d into a 6-month layoff, and Merab’s calling out Petr Yan
Oh, and Colby wants in on the White House card
Gordon Ryan says a year with DDP and he’s ready for Khamzat, okay mate
🔥 Hot Take of the Week:
Who’s the most disliked fighter in the UFC right now... and why is it Belal?
🥋 CJI Recap to wrap it up:
Day 1 had solid grappling but way too much stalling, bit of a letdown
CJ threw $50K per sub on Day 2 to get things moving, and it worked
B-Team got the dub, but it wasn’t without drama
The money guys handed New Wave $1M, even though CJ didn’t want it, got overruled
Helena dominated the women’s division and took home $100K
And the open scoring in the women’s matches? Honestly sick. UFC should seriously look at it
Press play, grab a cold one, and let’s get into it.
