Will he, won't he go? Prince Andrew was said to be negotiating a package to move out of his royal mansion and out of the limelight but reportedly wanted a 'two for one deal' - a new home for him and one for his ex Fergie.

Andrew Pierce from the Mail and Kevin Maguire of the Mirror usually poles apart, agree on this, he should go quietly, out through the kitchens so the King can finally say 'Andy has left the building'. The other slime ball, child sex offender Hadush Kebatu, was given £500 of taxpayers cash to go quietly on his deportation back to Ethiopia. You couldn't make it up, is this latest string of major embarrassments for the government a sign of Broken Britain? Even the polls now show that almost anyone at Westminster is more popular than Sir Keir, even Kemi Badenoch! Join us for another barnstorming half hour.