To be fair, we should probably warn you that we only talk about the main character for approximately 10 seconds. The other 40+ minutes of this episode are devoted to the inimitable Lady Delacour, whose motto is most likely some version of RuPaul's "we're all born naked and the rest is drag." This episode is brought to you by psychosomatic tumors, pig bladders, and cosmetics that will probably kill you.