If you thought Peaches Pit Party couldn’t get any more derailed—strap in. This episode opens with Peaches having a full-blown existential crisis over his studio chair. Did Viktor Wilt secretly modify it to be “Peaches-proof”? Did someone sneak in overnight and replace it? Is the chair part of a government experiment designed to humble tall men? Nobody knows—but Peaches is investigating. From there, he launches into a tattoo rant for the ages, exposing Orlando, Florida as the capital of tattoo regret and theorizing that Salt Lake City ink-shamers are just running on pure family disappointment.

Then Peaches takes aim at the internet’s most gullible: an AI rumor that Grand Theft Auto VI would feature a twerk button (yes, twerk), which Google’s own AI believed. That spirals straight into Peaches warning humanity about AI-generated videos—like the one of a cartoon redneck fighting a mountain lion—that somehow still convinces thousands of Facebook users it’s “so sad.” He then dives headfirst into the idiocy of “dark showering,” calling it “the quickest way to get better sleep—because you’ll knock yourself unconscious.”

After that, the Idaho chaos continues: Peaches campaigns for In-N-Out Burger in Rexburg, imagines Pokémon cities with anti-homeless benches, and physically recoils describing Boogie Bites—gummy candies shaped like boogers (because apparently, society has given up). He rants about people falling for AI posts claiming Steven Tyler cut his hair, laughs at parents ruining Gen Alpha memes by dressing up as the phrase “6-7,” and confesses that his own sister, TikTok’s friendship-bracelet queen Baylee, might be more famous than him.

By the end, Peaches reports on a Florida man smashing $500 worth of pumpkins, debates trick-or-treating at 6 AM just to anger Idaho Falls Facebook groups, and reminds everyone that chair sabotage is real and personal. This episode is one long descent into idiocy, caffeine withdrawal, and accidental brilliance.

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