It’s a gray Monday at KBEAR, and Peaches is the lone survivor in an eerily quiet building — no Viktor, no Jade, just one tall man and a microphone. What starts as a sleepy afternoon quickly turns into a full-blown rant buffet: The Pretty Wild bails on the Set It Off tour, Autumn Kings swoop in like the world’s most polite rebound band, and Peaches spirals about missing interviews, Noah’s lost voice, and the time Bad Omens saved his sanity by not cancelling a show.
From there, he launches into a heated defense of adult trick-or-treaters (“Just give the candy and move on, Deborah”), admits he’d probably be a terrifying father with spotless walls, and declares that people who say “it’s a little chilly” deserve mild public shaming. He unpacks his mortal hatred of heat, his cautious relationship with AFib, and his guilt over being a PTO martyr who refuses to take time off — even though Jade literally tells him to go home.
Then the episode detonates into a fever of headlines and horrors: pumpkin-carving bloodbaths, a potential Bad Omens x Wage War x Bilmuri megacollab, face-lifting surgeons who look like melted mannequins, and a high-schooler almost arrested because AI thought his bag of Doritos was a gun. Peaches even confesses to using ChatGPT as his dating-app wingman, roasting himself in the process. Finally, he ends with a heartfelt PSA about winter driving, snow tires, and his traumatic Chevy Malibu experience. It’s equal parts rant, therapy, and journal entry — another absolutely classic Peaches Pit Party meltdown in motion.
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