is a low-stakes existential crisis disguised as a comedy podcast for people quietly losing faith in the script of modern life. Each week, comedian and writer Gavin Stephens dissects the absurd machinery of capitalism and culture — from sitcoms to wealth inequality, Baudrillard to people who talk in the movies — exposing the broken myths, invisible rules, and slow-motion collapse we all pretend isn’t happening.
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is a low-stakes existential crisis disguised as a comedy podcast for people quietly losing faith in the script of modern life. Each week, comedian and writer Gavin Stephens dissects the absurd machinery of capitalism and culture — from sitcoms to wealth inequality, Baudrillard to people who talk in the movies — exposing the broken myths, invisible rules, and slow-motion collapse we all pretend isn’t happening.
Presented by The Chonilla Network.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uncolonized is Evolving…
New Season. New Ontology.
From Uncolonized → Park Bench Ontology
For years, Uncolonized has been our space to challenge culture, identity, and power. That work isn’t ending — it’s mutating.
We’re evolving into Park Bench Ontology: a lo-fi philosophy podcast about collapse, comedy, and the strange theatre of being human. Think zine-brained philosophy meets Adult Swim absurdity — sitting on the park bench, staring at capitalism’s weird machinery, and laughing so we don’t scream.
The first episode drops 22/09/25. It’s called Everyday Gltich and it dives into “The cognitive dissonance of everyday” or “the algorithms of dread”.
Same feed. New lens.
If Uncolonized was about breaking the empire’s script, Park Bench Ontology is about what comes after the script falls apart.
Stick around. Things are about to get weird.
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