i'm fastening myself to you with a stitch by me_her_themoon (AO3)

“Did you do everything I asked?” Of course Louis can see right through her. Harry was naive to think any differently. They’ve been together for literal years.

“Um.”

A list appears from behind Louis’ back, looking to be a copy that Louis keeps for herself. She takes a pen from the top of the microwave, “Let’s go through the list, shall we?”