This week we got NO HOLDEN'S ALLOWED, so Jackie decides to come clean about LYING about HER FEELS regarding the new Taytay album to get some peace, but at least he's still showin' off his cardigan. While it might be Sweater Weather for some, it's also Heidi Klum season over here and we're all so happy for her! Mariah Carey's ice is starting to crack as the 1st draws closer, GOOP was interview for a baffling profile in "British Vogue", and apparently said it's just so "punk rock" that Timothee Chalamet is dating a woman with kids...ya know....Kylie Jenner. She also gave up smokin' cigs years AFTER she was runnin' her crazy website, because integrity is everything to her after all. A photo of Meghan Markle mid-canning blew Jackie's mind so much she forgot MJ was the one to send it to her to begin with! SKIM's truly has their ear focused on the common person as they are releasing merkin thongs, and Comrade Cardi stands up for rentin' man! NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK 'BOUT DANCIN' WITH THE STARS! It was tribute week and everyone cried for Robert Irwin EXCEPT one LPN monster, plus Peacemaker has wrapped and Jackie is upset, that's all she's gotta say about it. But MJ gives a bit more detail for an earlier plot point, and more on this weeks "Second Helpings"! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast