This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to get tickets for Meredith Marks' tour as she embarks on being a DDDDDDDJJJJJJJ, but she better not be one of them fake DJs. Seena delves right into some deeply hidden trauma with a band teacher being DEEPLY inappropriate, Jackie reveals Seenas wife is in her choir and in more Choir Talk, Jackie revz up for their upcoming PERFORMANCE! Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are continuing to not date as she has the worst year anyone has ever had, Orlando Bloom said at least he got his daughter in a vvv sad interview recently for a movie that apparently did very well even if no one remembers it coming out, and in creepy news Jeremy Renner now makes people sign NDAs before even getting on a flight in. The new Glen Powell movie being described as the Mrs. Doubtfire of football and RAGE!! Arizona Iced Tea debuts a new flavor, Nostalgic Chocolate Egg Cream Soda. for 9/11. Robert Redford died and everyone's bein' mean 'cause he looked old. It's time to talk about why they keep hiring Hollywood Hawties to play serial killers, as they have Charlie Hunnam (a man WITHOUT a goopy weepy eye) playing Ed Gein?! We also got a LIST of Shocking Celebrity Secrets I Kind of Can't Believe They Revealed to The World! Then, it's onto the Blindzz, and joyous Jackie's Snackies from 1:13:08.817 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:22.223) til 1:24:59.000, and even more on this week's episode! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast