This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as MJ drops a Thanksgiving bombshell after 15 YEARS WITH JACKIE! Another story proves that David Harbour is just noooo good, then some Halloween costume chat including Jake and Marie's costume that only Henry and Geoff knew, and Jackie's already started gettin' in her reps at the turkey gym. People Magazine has crowned Jonathan Bailey as the sexiest man alive of 2025, Ariana Grande traded in Spongebob for a hunter and may be using her homewrecker powers FOR GOOD! Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are starting to sync up like Extreme Sisters, and KATSEYE went as Many Mariahs for Halloween, next we got a list of 14 times celebs were VERY confidently wrong about basic facts, then we got some SPICY blindz! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:11.031 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:17:07.043, plus a special Jake Liquid Beverage Time Moment that runs until 1:27:56.976. All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are conjuring up the spirit of Halloweens past, including Jackie goin' to a really spooky haunt in an abandoned mall and MJ's past trauma/fun from "The Haunted Forest" and MJ's kids keep goin' to the haunts, but Baby Michael Myers is not their cuppa tea, revelations were made this holiday season that have lead to MJ and Gideon takin' on more monsta movies, including the Swedish "Let The Right One In", PLUS DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT BLOODBATH ON YOUTUBE! It was Halloween Week on DWTS, which now leads MJ and Jackie havin' some questions about the DRAMA and Injuries!! GIDEON NEEDS TO CHECK HIS FACTS B4 COMIN' FOR BBY IRWIN as he got poocraved, despite everyone being saturated in Stranger Things merch, it ain't comin' back til AFTER HALLOWEEN, in November, but does anyone even want to watch Mr. Duane Reade Bagga Butt Plugs now? Jackie got to see "Bugonia", but she won't ruin it! "K-pop Demon Hunters" is doin' 1 more theatrical run THIS WEEKEND ONLY, and Jackie rewatched "The Frighteners" for the first time since she was a kid! Mariah Carey will be unthawing herself THIS EVENING to welcome her upcoming season, PLUS Jackie DESECRATED the Halloween season by making A TURKEY! - Happy Halloween Everybody! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined, once again by Holden McNeely to discuss Holden coming to terms with being a monster fucker, and spill the tea on Wynnie becoming a diva and not understanding why she's not always the star! Holden calls out Jackie for daring to have a grey hair, and the "Eat, Pray, Love" author did an Eat, Pray, Love 2, where she plotted to murder her terminally ill partner, proving maybe she IS the problem! Plus Sophie Turner and Chris Martin are together which causes a massive yawn across the entrainment world. Mr. Fantasy released a NEW SONG, and errrybody says it's a BANGER! Then a list of celebrity parenting rules that make either a ton of sense or very little sense, followed by the blindz even HOLDEN can't guess! Jackie's Snackies starts an unplanned pickledicament 'round 1:10:38.401 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:16:03.459, and runs until 1:18:53.845! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout the death of the showmances from Wicked, including Cynthia and Ariana if the DWTS appearance for Wicked Night was as awkward as it seemed on TV, and Jackie witnessed the healing power of the 2006 film "She's the Man" as she starts preparing for her "special moment" in her choir performance. Alan Hamel made an obvious AI powered sex bot of Suzanne Somers because he will not let her rest in peace, Kim Kardashian was on "Call Her Daddy" and proved she's closer to Lucille Bluth than ever before and then pays tribute to The Faceless's 2017 album "In Becoming a Ghost" at the "Academy Museum Gala". Jackie didn't like "Black Phone 2", and speaking of spooky movies MJ's watched "Shadow of the Vampire" as well as the soul crushing documentary "the Perfect Neighbor." Then it's time for DWTS chat, including Jackie eatin' that Topanga hate, the Pentatonix dude leaving, and Andy Richter somehow still sticking around, all that and more on this week's Second Helpings!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Cinnamon Spice Chai-ara Klenk to goss' 'bout how no one realized "Kiss of the Spiderwoman" was already out, and the fact that there are photos floating of JLo and Benboy lookin' at each other with heart eyes once again! JLo addressed one of her many many lores, RBatz and JLaw did a movie that's comin' out called "Die My Love" and the released fight scene has been raising their eyebrows, and Sabrina Carpenter did an SNL performance that wasn't very well researched, plus the Reebok x Bravo COLLAB that is aimed right at Kara! Plus Ashton Kutcher is bein' super whiney about his missed roles. Then we got a LIST of times that celebrities low-key humiliated themselves by starting one-sided beef with a celeb that was totally unbothered, the blindz, and then Jackie's Snackies starts around 1:14:48.311, with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:54, and runs until 1:25:04! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

This week we got NO HOLDEN'S ALLOWED, so Jackie decides to come clean about LYING about HER FEELS regarding the new Taytay album to get some peace, but at least he's still showin' off his cardigan. While it might be Sweater Weather for some, it's also Heidi Klum season over here and we're all so happy for her! Mariah Carey's ice is starting to crack as the 1st draws closer, GOOP was interview for a baffling profile in "British Vogue", and apparently said it's just so "punk rock" that Timothee Chalamet is dating a woman with kids...ya know....Kylie Jenner. She also gave up smokin' cigs years AFTER she was runnin' her crazy website, because integrity is everything to her after all. A photo of Meghan Markle mid-canning blew Jackie's mind so much she forgot MJ was the one to send it to her to begin with! SKIM's truly has their ear focused on the common person as they are releasing merkin thongs, and Comrade Cardi stands up for rentin' man! NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK 'BOUT DANCIN' WITH THE STARS! It was tribute week and everyone cried for Robert Irwin EXCEPT one LPN monster, plus Peacemaker has wrapped and Jackie is upset, that's all she's gotta say about it. But MJ gives a bit more detail for an earlier plot point, and more on this weeks "Second Helpings"! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Amber Nelson to discuss the important matter of where they fall on the Monster Fucker scale, and once again the issue of just where Tom Cruise penetrates those fish. Diane Keaton passed, an interviewer asked Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield a coded question and Julia Roberts had to be like "um excuse me", Alec Baldwin drove HILARIA's car into a tree with his bro Stephen, and in more HILARIAAAAA news she's started her, how you say, "woe is me" campaign after being voted off DWTS. Julia Roberts shared that Oprah shipped her baby gifts to her remote home in dead of night via private delivery trucks, Katy P was seen kissin' Justin Trudeau on a yacht, plus child groomer and "apology" video savant Colleen Ballinger has started her Swifty era by sharing her love for "CANCELLED!." Aubrey Plaza dresses as a Christmas Witch each Halloween to scare kids, A List (that's definitely NOT The Epstein List) of more wildly shockin' celeb facts you that maybe YOU didn't knoooooow ICAN'TBELIEVETHATTHEY'RETRUUUUEEE, blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:57.338 with a mushin' mashin' of MJ's Minute Munchies til 1:16:42.850, plus even more HAWT goss' this week on Page 7 Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own TAYporter, Holden McNeely, who despite the sheen of sweat across their head, remain wrapped in their Taylor Swift Fartigan, as he gives his thoughts on "The Life of a Showgirl" and he's ready to throwdown! Then it's on to "KPOP DEMON HUNTERS" and Bad Bunny killin' on SNL in a very emotional way, after that Holden slithers off wrapped in his sweat soaked fartigan so MJ and Jackie can get on to HILARIA gettin' booted from DWTS, and Andy Richters gettin' showered in backhanded compliments, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean-ZEBROWSKI to goss' 'bout Carmelita getting double skunk blasted, a MIRRORBALL of perspectives as our three hosts discuss Taytays latest release "The Life of a Showgirl" and in true Swift fashion, you're gonna have to listen to tomorrow's episode of "Second Helpings" for Holden's special take! Jackie brings news of what could be the world's first HOT ICE CREAM, coming from the author of Modelland, Tyra Banks! THE LOVE HAS GONE, we're talkin' 'bout that divorce again, TRIGGER WARNING, Sydney Sweeney is gross and dating Scooter Braun, then we got a list with the aggressive title of "I Genuinely Can NOT Look At These 24 Famous People the Same Way After Learning These Bizarre and Shocking Facts!", blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:02.740 (with MJ's Minute Munchie's at 1:18:50.509) til 1:22:42.001, plus even more hot goss' this week on Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

This week MJ and Jackie unleash on the world that THE LOVE HAS GONE with it comin' out that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce is a lot more contentious than previously thought! MJ and Gideon are tryin' to find somethin' between a Hocus Pocus and Hereditary to enjoy for their 31 for 31 as true life horrors are just too much this year, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco got maaaarried but all the news could talk about was Taylor Swift being there right before "The Life of a Showgirl" dropped, Jackie's in Season 2 of Hannibal and it's SPICY HAWT. It's FAT BEAR WEEK! JLO opened up about the DIVORCE and how the greatest love story ever told fell apart, "Everybody Loves Raymond" is havin' a 30th reunion and MJ is just TOO excited, and speakin' of 30 year old shows, Debbe Dunning from "Home Improvement"'s show within a show "Tool Time" has said Tim Allen has always been a fuckwad. Faith from Buffy, Eliza Douche, missed the "Bring It On" reunion because she was WORKIN', and in DWTS news HILARIA goes on and on and on and on about herself while GLEB just looks miserable, Robert Irwin took off his shirt to unleash some Australian Thunder and everyone asked him to put it back on, and even more DWTS chatter! Plus MJ and Jackie agree if ya ain' watchin' season 2 of Peacemaker, you better get on IT and even more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week on Page 7 Jackie Zebrowski and Jackie Beautiful are joined by Carolina "Renegade Driver" Hidalgo of "No Dogs in Space"! Jackie graces our ears with a preview of her choir parts and the fabulous news that she has applied for a "Special Moment" in her "woke" choir! Then they discuss how they WON'T be performing for a nation that's recently beheaded journalists unlike everyone at the Riyad Comedy Festival. HEARTBREAK DOESN'T FEEL GOOD IN A PODCAST LIKE THIS, Keith Urban has filed for separation from Nicole Kidman, Leonardo DiCaprio went on "New Heights" and revealed in the long ago time of the 1990's his name was considered too "ethnic" and he was asked to change his name to Lenny Williams, apparently Benicio del Toro was nearly renamed Benny Del, and Bad Bunny has been announced as the Super Bowl halftime show performer! Sherri Shepherd once went to jail cause she thought the rapture (not the most recent one) was comin' and stopped payin' those bills, Costco just released a giant 5 ft advent calendar filled with Lindt chocolate! Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Got Brutally Honest About Their Wild Diet and Exercise Regiments For Movies And It's Making MY INSIDES HHHHOOIIIITTTT", some blinds that may OR may NOT be true, and a Jackie's Snackies at 1:09:06.878 to kick off this sp0o0o0o0okie snackie season, then this MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:14:23.920 til 1:19:22.300 courteous of a listener and Buc-ee's. All that, and even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by producer Adams new pupperino, and despite his cuteness they still manage to bring you Second Helpin's! MJ thinks they might watch the new Charlie Sheen produced Charlie Sheen documentary, Jackie gives her feedback on KPOP DEMON HUNTERS, the Rapture happened apparently, but no one was saved, and MJ finally watched Thunderbolts and very much recommends it! Monster Fuckers rejoice! The trailer for The Bride has dropped and Jackie feels SEEN, Harry Styles ran the Berlin marathon under a secret name and sets a good time, but it just makes MJ and Jackie think of Holden's bloody nipz. There's a cute Martin Short story but it's also a bit creepy cause lip readers are the only reason we know about it, a man trying to serve T Swift papers in the Justin Baldoni trial got ARRESTED for criminal trespass at Kelce's place and of course, Hilaria is SO brave and misunderstood, and you can hear more about it on her podcast she's dropping with her 11 year old! Violet Affleck spoke at the UN about Covid, and GOOD FOR THEM!!! MJ is pumped for the new Priscilla Presley memoir, and Mariah Carey was asked on CBS Good Morning with Gayle King about how she and her kids navigate coparenting with Cannon since he's got so many damn kids, and even more on this Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake "Loves Bitches" Young of LPN's own Nerd of Mouth, to discuss how to get around needing a Disney+ or Hulu account, James Van Der Beek who is fighting cancer, made a surprise appearance at the Dawson's Creek reunion benefit, Danielle Fishel and the cohost of her podcast go on the road and their rider is almost exactly the same as P7's, Rider Strong got called out for STINKY broccoli farts but they claim this is a LIE. Jackie bought tickets for her and Holden to the full movie of the official release party of "The Life of a Show Girl", Robert Irwin continues to be a little ball of delight on "DWTS", and Matthew McConaughey says get a queen size bed for the sake of ya marriage! Then it's time for a list of Terrible Co-Stars Whose Bad On Set Behavior Range From Petulance to Genuinely ILLEGAAALLL! Then Blinds, and a Jackie's Snackies with a fruit-ful moment of fate and much like a nerds cluster, this MJ's Minute munchies is INSIDE Jackie's Snackies plus Jake is introducing his OWN NEW SEGMENT INVOLVING DRINKS, running from 1:14:55.181 - 1:29:47.741! All that, and even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

Jackie and the covid stricken MJ are back with another helpin' of goss', and despite this week bein' hell and the suspension of Kimmel just bein' the tip, "Dancing with the Stars" is a shining beacon of light complete with an extra crispy HILARIA! Keepin' with DWTS, MJ is worried Jen Affleck is Dancin' too soon after poppin', but Steve Irwin's son Robert is killin' it! "The Pitt" star Noah Wyle challenged the medical scrubs company FIGS to make a tuxedo as comfy as the scrubs while he was on the red carpet at the the Gotham Awards, and he debuted it at the Emmys! Emmy host Nate Bargatze attempted to keep speech length in check by removing money from a $100,000 donation for each speech that went over (it did not work. at all.), and Season Six of "Real Housewives of SLC" has dropped along with Meredith Marks tour dates for her DDDDD-DJ set in LA, BITCHES! Nick Cannon makes the most obvious statement ever about why he had 12 kids, Cheryl Blossom on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast responded to KJ APAs claims about fuggin, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to get tickets for Meredith Marks' tour as she embarks on being a DDDDDDDJJJJJJJ, but she better not be one of them fake DJs. Seena delves right into some deeply hidden trauma with a band teacher being DEEPLY inappropriate, Jackie reveals Seenas wife is in her choir and in more Choir Talk, Jackie revz up for their upcoming PERFORMANCE! Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are continuing to not date as she has the worst year anyone has ever had, Orlando Bloom said at least he got his daughter in a vvv sad interview recently for a movie that apparently did very well even if no one remembers it coming out, and in creepy news Jeremy Renner now makes people sign NDAs before even getting on a flight in. The new Glen Powell movie being described as the Mrs. Doubtfire of football and RAGE!! Arizona Iced Tea debuts a new flavor, Nostalgic Chocolate Egg Cream Soda. for 9/11. Robert Redford died and everyone's bein' mean 'cause he looked old. It's time to talk about why they keep hiring Hollywood Hawties to play serial killers, as they have Charlie Hunnam (a man WITHOUT a goopy weepy eye) playing Ed Gein?! We also got a LIST of Shocking Celebrity Secrets I Kind of Can't Believe They Revealed to The World! Then, it's onto the Blindzz, and joyous Jackie's Snackies from 1:13:08.817 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:22.223) til 1:24:59.000, and even more on this week's episode! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are swappin' pet shop memories, Dancing with the Stars is here to save us with a bizarre new cast, and Jackie is excited for all the Hallowen candy comin' out including Halloween peelers to bring out ur inner Armie Hammer! MJ is excited for Taylor Frankie Paul to be the new Bachelorette, and Jackie is burning through "Real Housewives" and has finally got to the prosthetic leg attack, and Jackie found out Pete Davidson is part owner of her favorite sock brand doublesoul via Sharktank. Ireland Baldwin gifted her father a pig shaped grill, hopefully so he'll never forget that voicemail, Jackie has become trapped in the Britbox channel on HBO Max and is obsessed with " FOR THE LOVE OF KITCHENS" then MJ and Jackie talk about the wholesomeness of children's cooking shows. MJ's finally gettin' 'round to watchin' "Hunting Wives" and not only is it great but HUBBA HUBBA!! There is a 52 year old woman has brain disorder where she see's dragons everywhere because she had brain lesions, Killian Murphy says he has "ROMO" RELIEF of Missing Out, season 2 of "Peacemaker" is fucking great, MJ watched Superman over the break and now understands Jackie's cries of "We need a Superman" as they head down a Superman hole, Jackie has positive things to say about the "Office" spinoff "The Paper" and North West now has a dermal piercing as Kim continues her "cool mom" quest. A new study shows that cheese can cause nightmares, KJ Apa says everyone was fuccin' on the set of Riverdale. JACKIES SNACKIES REDUX 1:11:20.975 til 1:14:56.551, VMA Chat, Cardi B throws a pen right after winning her assault case, and even more on this Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

HEAVY SPOILER ALERT for Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish"@ 31:56 until 44:13 This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden "2Fat4DaSlide" McNeely as he discusses his recently dearly departed chicken soup smellin' cyst, waterpark folk, KJ Apa is transforming into Mr. Fantasy and releasing music to everyone's confusion and delight. Pamela Anderson continues to deny rumors that her relationship with Liam Peeson is a PR Stunt, and Holden chimes in with his favorite Pam Anderson jerk seshes from childhood. TSwift and Travis are engaged and Holden loves their love and also calls out MJ for their past comments on Travis, Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" is absolutely worth the watch but if you don't wanna know the twist skip 31:56 until 44:13 and then we got a list of EXTREMELY WILD last wishes from famous people that left their families IN SHOCK! Then it's onto the Blindzz, and a very expensive Jackie's Snackies from 1:07:54.332 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:13:20.226) til 1:17:29.659, and even more on this week's episode! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast 

IT IS FINALLY HERE!!!! This is a one and done, guys. Absolutely no need to spend more than one episode on this book. What can we say here that we haven't already screamed about.... man oh man. Man oh MANUEL. This book. Enjoy the ramblings of Jackie and MJ as they go through this 8 chapter... experience. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week on Page 7 Jackie and MJ are pitch-slappin' ya with a watchalong of the 2012 a-caward winning film "Pitch Perfect!" Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

You guys, this is such a beautiful book! This is one we highly, highly recommend listening to and enjoying for yourself-- it's read by Fisher and it is somehow an absolute joy to read despite its heavy subject matter. It's such a short read that we finish it in one episode. Fisher talks about growing up in the shadows of her famous parents, her marriage to Paul Simon, and her struggles with substance use and mental illness. It is just fantastic. Enjoy the episode! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast