Welcome to the Earth Empire. Seventy years after we overthrew Gaddafi from Space, it’s a proud day as Earth celebrates the first anniversary of its glorious utopia. We did it! With our proven job assignment program, citizens across the globe are enjoying vocations algorithmically selected for their unique skills. Why, you could be our next restauranteur or one of Earth’s many doctorologists. Our transcoaster operators keep the planet on the go, go, go. And 10 out of 10 Earth humans eat M’buntu’s sustenance powder and food discs. Oh, M’buntu, our mouth is watering already! From fighting fires to building homes of the future, the Earth Empire is a utopia where everybody’s dreams come true.