
Timmy and Rocko attempt a “marathon” at Waterford Lagoon and discover the true cardio villain: geese with a grudge. Between soggy laps, snack-stuffed backpacks, and Strava betrayal, the boys prove that showing up beats showing off. From there it’s a full lap of life: haunted Airbnbs in Gympie (plus an earthquake?!), sideline chaos at junior footy, dating-card hijinks, an insurance-premium cage match, and a public-toilet door design TED Talk nobody asked for but everybody needed.
We also hit a serious stride—checking in on mental health, therapy wins, and why having something to look forward to matters. Oh, and yes… MERCH IS COMING (shoutout Brandem Outfitters). Update: the merch is LIVE now—grab it via the links on our Instagram.