This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the big questions: What superpower would you choose, and what would you do with a one-time trip back through history?

First up: superpowers! From mind reading (for totally innocent purposes, we swear) to flying (because who has time for traffic?), we break down various superhuman abilities with some seriously questionable reasoning. Spoiler alert: our motivations might be more selfish than heroic.

Then we hop in our hypothetical time machine for some armchair history editing. We explore everything from personal do-overs to, uh, more dramatic historical interventions. Let's just say we got a little dark with our world-changing ambitions.

We also somehow ended up discussing whether Elon Musk is secretly a Power Ranger, which made way more sense than it should have.

Fair warning: This episode contains questionable superhero ethics, amateur time travel theory, and at least one conversation that definitely puts us on some kind of watch list.