This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the unwritten rules of society - you know, all those things that somehow everyone's supposed to know but nobody actually taught us.

We dive into the complex etiquette of petting other people's dogs and the awkward small talk that follows with random dog owners. Can I pet that dawgggg?

Then we get into the proper grim stuff: people who don't flush public toilets (why are you like this?), mouth-breathers who chew with their gob wide open, and those absolute savages who cough without covering their mouths. We're basically surrounded by walking health hazards.

We also discuss the cardinal sin of double-dipping when sharing sauces - because nobody wants your saliva-contaminated hummus - and the bizarre concept of saying thank you after sex. Because apparently Chloe thinks bedroom activities require the same courtesy as a business transaction. From dog-petting protocols to etiquette disasters, we're exploring the unspoken rules that apparently hold society together.

Warning: Contains social rule judgment, questionable hygiene commentary, sauce-sharing etiquette debates, and conversations that nobody needed to hear.