Plus: 'The X Files' is black- er, back & RuPaul gets the teddy bear treatment.

Plus: Gov. McNally gets 'randy' online & Kathy Griffin gets some justice.

Plus: no one will sing for the King & 50 Cent is 100% natural.

Plus: a German ballet director doesn't give a shit about critics & it will soon be the 'People's' last day in Court.

Plus: There's monkey business at the Dallas Zoo & the Proud Boys are serious about jerking off.

Plus: Twitter's having a fire sale & Jen Shah's former counterfeit collection.

Plus: "Law & Order" has got a very special victim & 'Grey's Anatomy of a Lie'.

Plus: Alex Jones doesn't want to pay up & the Ottawa Sooners are in need of some cheer.

Plus: Los Angeles introduces a fair work week & the Walt Disney Company CEO shuffle.

Plus: Great American Families only & is sperm down for the count?

Plus: Balenciaga's got $2,000 potato chips & the Warner Bros. Discovery merger massacre.

Plus: Velma gets her gold star & Beyoncè does Dollywood.

Plus: there's a Big Bang baby on board & Britney reps Old Navy.

Plus: Florida Georgia draws a Line in the sand & Broadway's got a brand new not-so-Funny Girl.