This week, we're trying to destroy a random monster with a random item in a random place - all in a dubiously constructed haunted house! Highlights include: - It's as old as I am! - Patrick: The original minion... - Even minions have performance management targets... - What do you mean, your house doesn't have a well in it? - Welcome to the morchard - it's not for everyone... - Better to have an item than not... - Cool strategy, but it was completely accidental... - Do we score it for 1985 or 2025? - Who designed this kitchen?