Here's a chance to set the record straight: this was me waiting for my German sister Nadine to arrive at Sunflower and already the seeds were sown for more trouble for Joka when a hipster manager of the hostel got in my face about wanting to arrange a kareoke night.  From this came the infamous 'barring' that marred my time at the best hostel in Berlin.  The Queen has some words of wisdom for me but do I listen?