This week, we’re coming at you live from a Sunday night, not because we’re passionate about the podcast, but because Steve’s been too busy hitting up Christmas parties all weekend. And no, it’s not because he’s filled with holiday spirit—it’s because of the free food and alcohol. Priorities, people. Next, we dive into the important question of our time: How many 2nd graders could we each beat up before they finally overpower us? (Spoiler: We all have questionable answers.) The discussion takes a strange turn when Ben reads a gripping article from the Senate Street Gazette about Steve’s wild antics in a kiddie pool Jell-O wrestling match—against three female little people. Yeah, it’s exactly as bizarre as it sounds. Finally, we round out the episode like any good group of middle-aged men would—by talking about food. Because, let’s face it, we’re old, we’re fat, and we just really, really like to eat.