The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that followed, near death experiences, and his passion for anti-atheist activism. After escaping jail and donating 50k to Palestine, William tells us his biggest goal is to get married and start a family.FULL UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODES AT:⁠patreon.com/onlineforeverpod⁠

Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millennials or zoomers, the changing role of men in modern society, going to the med spa when you're feeling vulnerable, and cultivating hope as the world crumbles around us.For the full uncensored episode and tons of bonus content go to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the OJ Simpson documentary and taste test new flavors of our favorite new candy (Peelerz) before reading some crazy listener submissions about group s*x and sharing our own polyamory nightmares. Get the full unedited version (30 mins of bonus content) here: Patreon.com/onlineforeverpodCome see us on tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

Happy Valentines Day our forever and evers!!! Chances are if you enjoy our podcast you may be the weirdo of the family - well - you are not alone!!! We hear from our fellow outcasts who submitted stories, address the pregnancy rumors, the recent press conference in the oval office, spill tea on yet another disturbing male in the adult industry, and discuss being the family pariah.

This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on Grammys scandals and our latest fantasies.

We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smells and inhalants, pica, and so much more, plus a new F*ck Marry Kill: billionaire edition. We also debate whether the new so-called horror film Presence was really worth all the hype (MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS ‼️).COME SEE US ON TOUR!!! https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of stalking--the clarity of purpose, the thrill, the sense of control--and why it's okay for women to stalk :) We also discuss how a natural disaster is the best time to win your ex back. Donate directly to Gofundmes of black & brown folks affected by the LA wildfires here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/... onlineforeverpod.com for links to patreon, merch, and the hosts' socials

This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being creepy to the meaning of life. We wrap with a storytime about a speed dating event we were conned into. Happy new years donkeys (or are we calling you something else now? Let us know in the comments 😘)! TICKETS for the March 2025 PNW Tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever For the uncensored hour long episode, exclusive episodes, & merch discount: patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

This week its all about some deep, intimate (possibly gay) pondering. What even IS "love"??? Sidney is fresh off a silent retreat feeling the peace and OJ is fresh off a break up cringing about the whole experience. They discuss family, their (possibly gay) love for each other, sleeping with someone too early on, environmental dread, species of fruits, and the concept of a "straight man". Quick banana question: what level of ripe do you enjoy? FULL HOUR UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODE ON www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onlineforever.net PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR MARCH 2025 https://linktr.ee/offlineforever 3/10 - Seattle, WA 3/12 - Olympia, WA 3/14 - Eugene, OR 3/16 - Portland, OR Theme song produced by  @dankesound 

We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex and deranged minds. We confess and share our fantasies across the spectrum, from the tradwife "happy" ending to Robot Perfect Husband to CNC in a public park type beat.... (speaking of fantasies... how do we feel about Ludacris?) Of course we sprinkle in some mommy + daddy issues. Enjoy our confessions and please feel free to come forward in the comments! 

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Happy holidays to all our haters & more importantly to our lovers! This episode we pick our least favorite contestants from the most recent season of Love is Blind & discuss the disadvantages of being a hot ginger (such as interacting with the pumpkin pounder community). We also talk Erewhon, our recent foray into the Magic Castle, & celibacy, all before introducing a new confessional segment in which we realize that unfortunately, pick up artists might be onto something. patreon.com/onlineforeverpod for tons of bonus content including the full, hour-long, unedited version of this episode 😘

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This week we are joined by Sidney's long time friend, musician and comedian Wic Whitney! We talk extensively about sexy cartoon characters, Disney villains, what kind of furry we would be, and figure out whether Chat GBT has enough bars to be a ghostwriter. This is a celebration of gay love and all things homosexual--and the list might surprise you 👀

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hi donkeys!!! This week we had a little too much caffeine and it shows. We discuss technofeudalism, the AI revolution, rich men being gay as heck and into snakes, feet language, our night at karaoke which led to Sidney being pulled over, our time at a beach silent disco with the Leather Man, and of course, the 5 billion dollar Minion-dustry. Full hour uncut uncensored episode on www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onlineforeverpod.net MARCH 2025 PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR!!! Seattle, Portland...... we are coming for you! plus two more surprise cities Theme song produced by  @dankesound 

We’re talking religion & politics—just in time for the holidays 😎 In their search for God, the girls made the grave mistake of visiting the wokest unitarian church in LA. OJ talks about slaying a butt demon that appeared during an acupuncture session. Exes, stand up comedy, and menstruation all get a shout out before wrapping with a slightly morbid discussion of domestic violence in news lately. 

The girls sit down to have a normal silly time but the Mossman took over. Before the mental breakdowns - Sidney and OJ discuss The Sopranos, body hair, seeking arrangements, cradle robbing, chimp crazy, psychics and health insurance, seizures, politics and some cursed KMF scenarios. Full episode patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH onlineforeverpod.net

We finally caved and invited the autotune king, Morgan Jay, to join us for a chat. However, none of his equipment was working… AWKWARD! Instead we get real about polyamory, butt stuff, and whether or not OJ did it, all while roasting each other for dominance. We know you guys love a flirty, lowbrow male guest, so head over to patreon.com/onlineforeverpod for the full unedited episode.

International super model Kate Lavrentios from the Six Feet Above podcast blesses the studio this week and the girls could not be more excited! Kate shares her worst job, why she prefers petite princes, her take on a cursed reddit AITA, what Project Runway was REALLY like, and opens up about her 5 years of sobriety.  @KateLavv  for more Kate! For the hour-long uncensored version go to patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

We're joined by our first guest of the season in this legendary crossover with comedian Harper Rose Drummond! We discuss bullying, the skims nipple bra, forgiveness, lying, and sobriety. @harperrosed on all platforms for more Harper! onlineforever.net for patreon & merch!

The girls go full blast answering LOADS of your burning questions. We’re talking hometowns, Stanley cups, neurodivergence, aspirations, how to win someone back, rumors from high school, and whether we would keep the baby. Is it harder to fall in love as a wh*re? Have we had any beef with comedians in our transition to comedy? F AROUND AND FIND OUT!

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Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share gripping tales of recent dog/coyote attacks before a candid discussion on sperm donation: how many kids can one cup produce? Finally, they reflect on the challenges of navigating self-objectification in comedy. For the full uncensored version head to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod For merch head to http://onlineforever.net/merch