In another long one - not a Euphemism - Mr Phil takes a deep dive back into the archives and picks up where last month's left off - specifically in the Salle Lys Assia at about 10pm local time on a Saturday in May 1989.

The last 11 entries get the treatment here. There will be mild swearing in this one - a strop - some unfathomable ITV references and all the other things you have come to know and loathe!