Okay, so picture this: I walk into work feeling cute, mentally prepped, because I just knew I was going to see my work crush today. Last time I saw him, we were so close to having a real conversation — like, we made eye contact, he looked like he was coming over — and then… boom. He had to run to the bathroom. Literally vanished mid-moment. Tragic.

So naturally, I was hoping for a do-over today. But of course — plot twist — he didn’t even show. Not a glimpse. Nothing. And I was lowkey mad about it, even though I kept telling myself to chill.

But here’s the kicker: instead of him, I saw old crushes. Like, ghosts of flirtations past just randomly popping up. The universe really said, “Let’s test her today.” So I was out here navigating emotions, dodging feelings, while trying to actually get work done — and failing.

If you’ve ever been caught between past crushes and a no-show favorite, welcome to the chaos. Let’s unpack.