(September 4, 2022) Four friends - you heard that right, four friends - delve deep into the lore files to bring you the cutest, dorkiest, funniest, and raunchiest stories from the hockey world.    Link in the Notes Avs Stanley Cup shenanigans Alex Newhook: the tournament. The pictures.  Bo Byram eats French toast out of the Cup. With fake syrup.  Nazem Kadri brings the Cup to the London Mosque.  NAK gets a Cup tattoo. Including the dent.  The EJ slip ‘n slide.  Lore Adam Henrique pads of seduction Tyler Seguin steers and queers Bunch mox gate Jamie Benn Taylor Hall breeding material. And now he put a ring on it.  Eddie Lack: tacos. Ketchup on pasta. (Lack and Luongo lore?) Tyler Johnson woman on Jimmy Kimmel Hall, Eberle, and We’re the Millers Hall, Eberle and the saddest game of hangman Chara bondage bed? Landeskog bachelor party. Forehead dildo.  The Brioux boys. Including Christmas card.  Brobeans (related to Tom Wilson’s wedding) Ovi, the early years  The Superior Tkachuk.  US/Canada rivalry marriages.  Social media Linus Ullmark has competition for Swayman’s hugging affections.  COVERGIRL(S)! Ducks tweet.  Sorokin and Romanov go for a softee.  Sean Monahan is a Hab. Sean MonaHAB. They’re doing Boring Sean Monahan.  Biosteel camp  Kasperi Kapanen made a feline friend.  College Game Day in Columbus.  The Backstreet Boys are polyteamorous like we are.  Matthew Tkachuk HelloFresh Women’s worlds HILARY KNIGHT breaks the record.  US quarterfinals: Hannah Bilka’s father and the hat saga.  Morgan Compher, the other Compher.  We attend games Jess follows up on the charity game. A signing!Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac, and Puff Producers: Mac and Steph Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" by Wayne Jones