Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here...

After an extended period of emotional, psychological, and physical torment, your two protagonists are back to bring you more scrumptious content. Yes, it has been years. It pains us as much as it pains your little achy heart. This show never died, but its creator(s) nearly did. All will be explained at some point; for now, enjoy this review of a recent horror movie that we enjoyed.

*NOTE*

This was recorded in Wisconsin, while visiting our friend Henry (guest of the episode). The recording setup was a bit whack, so please forgive any weird echoey moments. I cleaned it up as best as I could in the editing room, but I wasn't able to get it perfect. And ignore the silence at the very start. You can just think of it as a moment of silence for the years it's been since we've uploaded.

For the sake of those of you who are panicking right now--screaming and writhing on your floor, clutching your head in your hands, bathing in your own tears. Rest assured, this show isn't gone. As cool and badass as Garrett and I thought we were back in the old days, ultimately, we were kids. Life kicked us like an angry horse in a cow pasture. Or something. Suffice to say, life got f*cked up. And it became really difficult for us to record the show. We always missed doing it, and always talked about returning. Now, things have healed a little. Time cures, as they say. So, although I can't promise a return to regularly weekly episodes, I can promise that this show is not dead. It may be crawling on the ground bleeding, but it ain't dead.

So stay tuned you lovely little butterflies.