Michael Truly joins Oh S#!t, Vampires! as our first guest writer and he starts off swinging for the fences. We discuss her car choices, dog breeds and why this whole ridiculous exercise is like being on Quicksand.

Be sure to check out Truly's incredibly funny podcast Nightdrive, the Everglade swamp's only late night call-in radio show. Where literally everyone is Floridaman- unless they're a lady. If a town hall, the people of Florida and an FM radio had a threesome- NightDrive is the bed it would take place in. And there would be a dead mayor, Jimmy Buffett and way too many alligators in that bed also..."  https://link.chtbl.com/nightdrive