Patriot Day, twenty-four years later—and the timeline refreshes itself. A live-streamed political assassination in Utah, a presidential eulogy via post, and a nation doomscrolling its own democracy. Russia’s rolling tanks, Poland’s burning borders, Apple’s new watch bands, and somehow it’s all the same plotline. The markets didn’t flinch, but the mirror cracked. Putin’s finance guy accuses America of planning to “delete” $35 trillion in debt with crypto and gold; meanwhile, U.S. firms are rebranding as “treasury companies” and quietly stacking sats like it’s 1971 all over again. NASDAQ files to tokenize everything not nailed down, Doge gets an ETF, Klarna IPOs “layaway 2.0,” and Wall Street decides to cosplay as Web3 just to keep up.