Deep-August isn’t sleepy—it’s moral whiplash. Taylor & Travis “engagement week” collides with DC theater, K-Pop demon hunters, and a President trying to sack a Fed governor by social post—backed by whatever “data” today’s AI decides. We trace how headlines get calendar-stacked like dominoes, how propaganda handshakes a “truth layer,” and how Polymarket payouts suddenly become reality. ETH rips to ATH then rug-slides, Jackson Hole offers vibes over guidance, and Wyoming’s stablecoin cameo underscores a bigger shift: the Fed’s lever isn’t the only game anymore. From Fannie/Freddie going public to sovereign-wealth style moves and open-air market manipulation, the gray swamp is the market—and September/October volatility is the feature, not the bug. Keep an eye on those terms & conditions; they change before the plot does.