All-time highs hit during Crypto Week in DC! Coincidence? Apple’s App Store lets Bitcoin sneak in the back door (again). And truth itself? The truth is now fractionalized and minted! This week we ride the regulatory rocket past the Genius Act, through the Clarity Act, and land on the Anti-CBDC bill — all conveniently timed just before Congress ghosts us in August (and the Alien news stories hit) This isn’t financial advice y’all, this the remix!