What if your greatest strength was also your biggest weakness? Lukas Blomqvist is an Olympic-level athlete… and an Olympic-level dumbass when it comes to dating.
His discipline is legendary:
✔️ No sugar for years (not even a birthday cupcake).
✔️ Ice baths daily (RIP his nipples).
✔️ Ate plain rice for two years (yes, on purpose).
But when he tries to "hack" love with the same extreme rules? Disaster.
After an amazing date, Lukas decides not to text the woman he’s obsessed with—just to "test his emotional control."
Her take? "He ghosted me."
His take? "This is a spiritual exercise."
Spoiler: She moves on. He spirals.
In This Episode, We Roast:
🔥 "The Monk Mode Delusion" – When "self-discipline" is just fear of feelings.
🔥 "The Iced-Out Heart" – Why treating love like a workout plan = dying alone.
🔥 "The Texting Standoff" – Congrats, you "won" the power struggle… and lost the girl.
Perfect for you if:
- You’ve ever overthought a text until the vibe died.
- Your ex called you "emotionally unavailable" (you took it as a compliment).
- You’ve said “I don’t chase, I attract” while secretly Googling "signs she’s over you."
Bottom line: Discipline is sexy… until you use it to avoid being human. Press play before your next "I’m not gonna double-text" lie to yourself.
Novel: Deep End by Ali Hazelwood
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