Here's an absolutely chaotic (spoiler-filled!) recap of The Paradise Problem by Christina Lauren — the perfect steamy summer romance. From fake marriage tropes and Crazy Rich Asians-level wealth to awkward steam room encounters, canoe mishaps, and even a couples’ mud bath gone wrong, we dive deep into every twist, trope, and hilarious moment.

We also go way off the rails with true-crime side quests (yes, including serial killer date nights) and an overly passionate debate about which grocery store empire we’d want to inherit. Whether you’re here for rom-com book recaps, romance novel reviews, or just unfiltered book banter, this episode is a wild ride.

Perfect for fans of:

• Romance readers looking for banter, recaps & recommendations

• Christina Lauren books & contemporary romance novels

• Book podcasts with personality and humor

• Romantic comedy & enemies-to-lovers trope lovers

Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & why The Paradise Problem screams “summer romance”
01:22 – Celine’s serial killer date night confession (yes, 5 times)
06:23 – “Just a quick recap” of a murder spree… that isn’t quick
11:18 – Grocery store royalty debate: Wegmans vs. Albertsons
13:12 – Private islands, themed parties & Crazy Rich Asians vibes
18:27 – Bubblegum-pink hair, silk shorts
25:14 – Canoe scene chaos
29:39 – Failed dramatic exit… because it’s an island
34:13 – Steam room awkwardness with the in-laws
35:03 – A dramatic mud-spa experience.
36:08 – Final thoughts: why The Paradise Problem is a must-read for romance fans