Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language.
Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs.
Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.
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Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language.
Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs.
Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.
This week, Channing and Tristan are docking the boat to break down their fabulous weekend finding amore at The Venetian Las Vegas to Mr. Money Bags hitting it big at the tables. Plus, they hit a hot streak of prank calls and share an exciting merch announcement!
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Chapters:
00:00 Older, Wiser, Hotter
01:31 A Breakdown of Vegas
05:54 Jet Lagged in First Class
10:15 Merch Showcase!
13:10 Gondola Rides at the Venetian
15:59 The Sphere Review
19:43 Gambling & Hanging in the Tub
24:04 Rock the Boat
29:41 Tristan’s Dirty 30
31:21 Hometown Visit
32:26 Prank Callin’ Kevin C
38:22 Getting the Scoop from Justine C
40:36 Catering from Adagiana’s
45:22 Speaking with Danielle
48:45 Following up with Emily
50:34 Zach Thomas at Channel 5
57:18 Thank Y’all for Watching
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Lordy lordy look who’s… thirty! Today, we’re celebrating Channing, the maître d’ of the hour. Tristan surprises her with heartfelt messages from her closest confidants. Plus, they start planning Channing’s big blow out birthday event in Las Vegas. Everyone say happy birthday Channing!
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Chapters:
00:00 Announcing two MAJOR Surprises
05:36 Happy Birthday Channing!
10:51 Serving Cake & Presents
16:18 EveryPlate
17:42 Unwrapping Some Gifts
22:03 Being sooo Thoughtful
25:53 The Families Birthday Wishes
31:30 More Lovely Messages
37:29 Favorite Memories of Channing
39:39 The Montana Trip
46:11 And the Incredible Notes Keep Coming
50:16 Bringing out the Photos
55:43 Birthday Cameo from Peter
57:40 A Sober Message from Kat
1:00:18 Kat’s Boo Thang
1:02:11Channing's Best Moments
1:07:30 Marshall’s Sick Message
1:11:17 Can’t get enough Birthday Love
1:15:09 The Final Two
1:18:45 Word of the Week
1:21:38 Love and Thank Ya’ll!!
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Hiiii spookie spookies happy Halloween! Channing and Tristan are dressed as your favorite pounded Tiguan and quick quack duck who committed the crime. Channing heads to the Sur back alley to hang with her closest confidants Peter and Stassi (played by Kat W.). Plus, they welcome special guests to handle prank calls.
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Chapters:
0:00 Podcasters Must Die Out Now!
0:56 Happy Halloween!
1:55 Completely Pounded At Quick Quack
4:17 A Godwink Journey
6:17 Tristan’s New Ramp
7:32 Halloween Celebrations
9:28 Channing and Kat W.’s Costumes
11:05 Feeling Shy In Sur
13:58 Hanging With Sur Royalty
15:30 Finding Your Way Back To Peter
18:50 PTSD In The Best Way
19:36 Working With Peter
22:05 Our New Gameday Buttons!
26:34 Loving Sports
28:05 Tristan’s New York Trip Recap
29:50 Snatching Up Ruel
31:55 Something Is Coming…
33:24 Needing Some R&R
34:28 Celebrity Guest Prank Calls
36:06 Sody’s Prank Call
41:18 Brooke Prank Calls Fibby
47:00 Sody Prank Calls Becca
50:38 Thank You Girls!!!
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Grab your crock pot chicken pot pie and sit back by the fire as Channing and Tristan pull back the belvedere curtain on Channing’s 10k live circus event and Tristan’s big week in the big apple. Plus, they take a trip down memory lane and show their most iconic Halloween costumes and are having very much fun with Chappell Marie.
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Chapters:
0:00 Podcasters Must Die Out Now!
2:40 Recapping HHH
6:15 Getting Cozy Today
8:40 Not Built For Snow
11:17 Stop Climbing Everest
12:14 Channing’s Big 10K Live Event
13:55 Tristan’s Cirque 10k Speech
16:55 10k Run of Show
19:50 Channing’s Circus Games
21:40 Channing’s Youtube Journey
22:16 Tristan’s Nonstop Week
24:45 Ruel’s New Music Video
27:55 Tristan Heads To The Big Apple
30:03 Letting Loose On The Weekends
32:35 Having A Blast At Chappel Marie
35:05 The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Magician
39:26 Kat W Completely Got Away
41:50 Manifesting Ruel’s Arrest
43:18 Channing’s Vegas Bday Plans
45:00 Halloween Costume Ideas
48:30 Reflecting On Old Costumes
51:33 The Bryce Hall Incident
54:14 Dressing Up and Out In Vegas
55:12 Sweet But Psycho Wonka
56:57 Thank You!!!
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This week, Channing and Tristan are at the Mic’s West Hollywood x Adagiana’s flagship with the one and only HenryHenryHenry! These three get completely tow up while they go through Henry’s vintage 2000s Chloe bag, talk about Channing and Tristan’s last fight, and get ready to spend a sh*tload and more on HHH’s amex.
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Chapters:
0:00 Welcome HenryHenryHenry
2:38 Personalized Gift Giving
4:58 Best & Worst Holidays
9:19 Built Like a Mack Truck
14:20 Tristian’s DIML
17:23 Henry’s Big Splurge
23:20 Tristian’s Goyard
25:07 Henry’s Bag Obsession
29:51 What’s in Henry’s Bag
34:50 Channing and Tristian’s Fights
36:37 What is in Tristian’s Bag
41:30 Henry’s Thirst Trap
43:50 Henry’s One Man Show
45:57 What’s In Channing’s Bag
49:17 First Impressions
50:40 Chugging For 17 Seconds
51:30 Quality HHH Time
53:00 Henry’s WOTW
56:04 This and Filming For As Many Minutes
59:29 The Future of HHH
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My god, throw me overboard buh bye because Channing and Tristan are recapping their gorgeous Hollywood life from this past week. Tristan had an awesome time watching Benson Boone flip off pianos and exploring the open bar, while Channing plans out her big 30th Vegas bash and debriefs meeting Meredith Marks. Plus, for the first time in podcast history, they have a prank call mishap…
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:10 Halloween Inspo
05:09 Channing’s 30th
11:10 Getting Fitted For Benson Boone
16:30 A Message For Benson Boone
17:46 Open Bars At The Concert Venue Piece
20:08 Benson Boone Did Amazingggg
21:25 Tristan’s Big Update
23:53 Meeting Mrs. Marks
28:33 Making New Friends
32:00 The Life of a Showgirl
37:04 Recaping The Freaking Weekend
40:55 Word of the Week
44:41 Prank Callin’
50:27 A Slight Mix-up
56:02 We Love Dax
1:04:10 Love and Thank Y’all
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To celebrate an absolutely amazing 25 episodes, Channing and Tristan are coming to you live from the Adagianas x Vito’s WeHo flagship! They are joined by some very special guests as they talk about their weekend at the Chateau, Tristan’s new pookie pookie, and spending a sh*t load on Matt K’s Amex. Happy 25th to all!
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Chapters:
0:00 Live From Adagianas x Vito’s
1:47 Indulging In The Pie
4:45 A Weekend At The Chateau
6:15 NTYC Nightly News
8:17 Hanging With Mark Ronson & Tate McRae
13:27 Patricia’s Fall Spread
14:33 Kat’s House Party Debrief
17:07 Tristan’s New Pookie Pookie
19:46 Welcome Patrick and Brooke!
21:59 Favorite NTYC Moments
25:00 Brooke and Patrick’s WOTW
32:24 Welcome Marshall and Frankie!
33:32 Marshall’s Background Questions
38:51 Frankie’s Background Questions
41:05 Frankie and Marshall’s WOTW
47:53 Welcome Sody!
50:01 First Impressions
53:33 Sody’s Constructive Feedback
55:22 Prank Calls With Sony
1:04:41 Welcome Matt & Patricia!
1:07:01 Charging Matt K’s Credit Card
1:11:14 DITL of Matt & Patricia
1:13:28 Matt and Patricia’s Last Fight
1:15:13 Roommate Stories
1:17:34 Biggest Regret of 2025
18:18:08 Matt and Patricia’s WOTW
1:21:49 Anything You Want To Cop To?
1:23:05 Channing Making Matt Cry
1:25:05 Happy 25!!!
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This week, Channing and Tristan celebrate Tristan’s four year anniversary of being in LA! They reminisce on their favorite memories submitted by their friends from meeting the 1975 to driving to Hibachi in the desert to even finding a pookie pookie. Plus, Tristan has some fierce competition for People’s Sexiest TikTok award.
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Chapters:
00:00 Cricketing
03:58 LA vs NYC
5:43 Big Things Coming
11:25 The Weekend Recap
14:21 Shattering the Glass Bottle
16:49 4 Years in LA
24:14 Memories of Trish
28:47 Keeping Matty Humble
32:41 Trisha’s Best Moments
38:47 Cracking Up & Reminiscing
43:20 Pink Panthering
48:20 A Walk Down Memory Lane
50:18 TSITP Finale Review
57:55 Word of the Week
1:01:25 Prank Call
1:07:0 Love Ya’ll Thank You
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Channing and Tristan coming to you live from the big apple and they are being bad bad bad. They talk about their adventures going out together, Ms. Hollywood sitting front row at NYFW, and they crown Mr. WeHo as the new black out. Plus, Tristan is pre screwing the girlies and Channing
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Chapters:
00:00 New York, New York
05:16 Mr. & Mrs. Hollywood
07:35 New York Fashion Week
12:42 Finding a Nice Young Man
16:52 Paninis on the Brain
18:26 The Feeling of Fame
23:09 Getting Recognized
25:46 Hitting the Town
29:42 Connor’s Bday
35:15 Meeting SO Many People
38:01 Going Global
40:41 Tomorrow's Plans
45:00 Word of the Week
48:26 Q & A
50:45 IN IT
54:18 Whatcha Drinking?
57:05 Prank Call1:02:31 Love Y’all Thank You
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This week, the king and queen of rush are giving you all the tips and tricks to nailing rush. They share their favorite memories at Auburn like getting sent to standards and shotgunning beers at Fiji because when the bones are good the rest don't matter. And look for Zach in the ADPi powder blue jersey.
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0:00 Like and Subscribe
1:15 Tristan’s Gorgeous Red Gown
2:33 We Had Fuuun Last Night
4:53 Channing’s Cookie Dough Wedges
7:30 A Sorority Mom’s Guide To Rush
10:09 Sorority Rush at Auburn
12:23 Tristan’s Closet Mountain
13:30 Ice Water Teas and Sorority Rounds
16:50 Channing’s Sorority Experience
17:46 Tristan’s Fraternity Experience
18:33 The Girl Who Has It All
20:08 Tour Guide Tristan
22:18 Camo Formals
27:27 The King and Queen of Rush
30:56 Do Not Cup Your Cooter
32:20 Tristan’s Feature In The Bama Rush Doc
33:15 A Couple of CBs and COBs
35:35 Top Favorite Sororities and Fraternities
38:39 Getting Put In Timeout
40:00 Gameday Chic & Smoking a Fat Bowl
42:56 Tailgating for Auburn Football
45:54 Trish Plays Football
48:19 The Powderpuff King
49:03 Prank Calling Ben
51:47 Prank Calling Connie and Ted’s
55:10 Prank Calling Osteria Mamma
1:00:15 Mr and Mrs Hollywood Hit The Big Apple
1:03:19 Unknown Number Documentary
1:04:13 Love Y’all Thank You
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Channing is back and fresh off her flight from across the pond! She fills us in on her huge weekend with Chappell R and Jack The Ripper. Tristan is back on Hinge in a huge way and is looking for his Pookie Pookie. Plus, we celebrate some big news… we are officially signed to TMG Studios!
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0:00 A Huge Nightmare for TMG
3:52 Channing’s First Class Premium Economy Flight
8:52 The 3 Hour Boat Cruise
11:04 Feeling Like Shrek In A Swamp
12:04 Kat W Hosting Us In Las Vegas
13:20 Learning About Jack the Ripper
15:33 Behind The Curtain With Chappell R
19:55 The Rest of Channing’s Travels
21:11 Seeking Pookie Pookie
26:19 A Time At The Taco Bell Event
27:18 Tristan’s Westside Weekend
30:40 TSITP Episode Recap
35:41 Cliffton Goes To NYFW
39:58 Word of the Week
44:05 FaceTiming Ned
46:33 Prank Calling Chris
48:55 Prank Calling Sam
53:16 Pranking Calling Chris Again
1:04:02 Send In Your Pranks!
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We’re back with a fresh new set, new set (huge thank you to Aria!) and just in time because wow… this weekend wore us out. Exhausted but ready, we dive into all the weekend updates before blasting open our hotline to hear from YOU—our incredible viewers. From gossip to catch-ups to giving advice, this episode is all about you thank you for 20 gorgeous weeks!
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Channing is back from her much-needed vacation and ready to spill all the details, while Trish catches us up on the latest happenings in the city of stars….We sprinkle in some feel-good energy with your heartwarming, viewer-submitted godwinks. Tristan reads some excerpts from the Junie B Jones classics. Then we wrap things up with our longest prank call yet featuring our newest confidant, Captain Nate.
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We are soooo BATMAP rn.... Channing is away this week on family vacay SOOOO NTYC is joined by the one and only Brooke Averick thank GOD! We dive into the important stuff: fictional men, emotional damage, and The Summer I Turned Pretty. Also on the docket: Criminal Minds, Heartstopper, Red, White & Royal Blue (gay events in general), Trish getting stuck in the Land Rover, and a very special gift unboxing. Oh and of course can't forget about Brooke's upcoming gorgeous novel Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It........ we are so irrevocably proud of her.
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Tristan is back in town and back in the saddle! This week, he fills us in on his whirlwind coast-to-coast adventures, including party buses and uber rides. Channing recaps her L.A. weekend and a new vocal character is unlocked. We break down a day in the life of our 9-5s and share some exciting and interested jobs of our viewers!
Our long-awaited merch is finally hitting your mailboxes, and we’re loving the photos you’ve been tagging us in—keep ’em coming! As always, we break down the latest in TV, bicker over the word of the week, and cap it all off with one successful prank call.
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This week, we’re joined by none other than Kat W — a beloved pillar of our NTYC community — who steps in to cohost with Channing while Tristan works away in the Big Apple. We chat about Kat’s rise to fame, the moments that fueled her drinking, and swap some very unique stories from nights out. Plus, we dive into our eventful weekend full of unexpected twists and shifts that changed everything and attempt to prank call. We can’t thank Kat enough for stepping up and stepping in…
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This week, we break down a weekend full of celebrations, concerts, and exhaustion. Trish and Channing also catch up on business and pleasure, including work updates and current TV shows (love island, summer I turned pretty, etc) that have been making us smile… We also reveal some exciting renovations in the works, and… and let’s just say a couple of our prank calls left us alarmed.......
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We’re back from an AMAZING July 4th weekend in Big Bear Lake and have plenty to debrief! This week we recap our favorite moments in the mountains, discuss one of our favorite movies: Vampire Strippers (excited for y’all to tune in), and Tristan discusses a hilarious middle school story involving a teacher, his “whiny and disruptive” behavior, along a complaint email to Becky W. As always, we bring you our Word of the Week and wrap things up with two life changing prank calls….
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After surviving the mayhem that was episode 12, we’re back- refreshed, recovering, yet completely exhausted. In this episode, we tie up some loose ends from the last episode, we debrief our weekends- including a gorgeous Disney trip, an adventure to Soak City, and a gay clubbing extravaganza. We swan dive right back into prank calls with Clif finding a potential match for a love cruise and Christine in Corpus Christi handling business. #NotThatYallCare #NTYC
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You Asked, We (Barely) Survived! The moment you’ve all been waiting for… it’s finally here. Welcome to Episode 12, the much anticipated, highly requested, and tumultuous episode where we do our damndest to answer your burning questions. Please extend some grace—this one took years off our lives.
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Meet Tristan Watson & Channing Glenn—two Alabama-born, Los Angeles-living professionals by day, cocktail connoisseurs by night. They juggle the chaos of 9-to-5 jobs with their true passion: overanalyzing life, roasting each other, and convincing themselves that sarcasm counts as a second language.
Their podcast is the perfect mix of unfiltered hot takes, slightly questionable life advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on two friends who should probably lower their bar tabs.
Come for the laughs, stay for the chaos—because if they have to be functioning adults, they’re at least going to make it entertaining.