Author Auriane de Rudder shares the tale of a recent, literally shi**y trip to Sayulita Mexico. What happened to this Pueblo Magico that made it's magic so fleeting? Why are there drunk townies haunting the gate of her Airbnb? Is there a zombie apocalypse? What should be done about the sewage issue, seriously?! Also, is God communicating through early 2000s eps of Gossip Girl? And most importantly: WHO IS EL TARZAN? Where did he come from and how is he SO SO SO HOT?

Afterward, Shauna joins for a boozy afterparty and the girls discuss AirBnbs (are they evil?), their holiday naughty and nice list, their fear and distaste of Conservative "values," and more.

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Big thanks to Shauna for guesting and everyone for listening. And El Tarzan, if you're out there....Call me. XO Gossip Girl, uhh...I mean Auriane.