On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss Brittney Griner, the shortest day in history, Kansas (the state, not the band), NJ Tax Law, and Metallica’s 1986 masterpiece, “Master of Puppets”.

Other tangents include turning your golf club into a cemetery (and turning your cemetery into a tax shell), the still at-large Soviet Russian serial killer Metal Fang, fetal tax benefits, and gangs of monkeys terrorizing Yamaguchi, Japan.

This episode is not sponsored by 18 contraband scorpions, Kate Bush’s royalty payments, Ape Escape (the game, not the concept), Fiji Water, or the inevitable heat death of the universe.

We want to give a huge thanks to Dan Bérubé for producing this episode of Not For You.

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