On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss the important societal contribution that is Johns Hopkins' Tastee Tape, suing your children for not giving you children, one-night budget stays at the Moulin Rouge (not a euphemism, oddly enough), Governor Kevin Stitt's moral bankruptcy, their thoughts on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, and more! 

Guest Appearances from: Kato's knock-off Dear Evan Hansen polo, Kristen's newsboy drip, and introducing: Gus the Gryphon riding Amelia the Elephant.

Other tangents include some light cannibalism, rourking it, Chris Redd, [REDACTED], a brief reappearance from The Patriot, and France (at least twice).

This episode is not sponsored by Lynn, Massachusetts, Thomas Dolby (or Magnus Pyke), SNL, or Airbnb. 

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