While Mike and Susan find themselves spending a lot more time with law enforcement, Zach throws a pool party in the hopes of spending more time with Julie. Having found a condom in the laundry, Bree is livid that one of her children is having sex, but not the one she would've guessed. Lynette and Tom face another challenge in their relationship when Tom's career trajectory changes, and Gabby finds herself being blackmailed by a friend of John. Meanwhile, our hosts talk pie and how hard it would be to do wine tasting, charcuterie, and podcasting from separate jail cells.