There is more than enough guilt to go around this week! Lynette's father-in-law, Rodney Scavo, stays with the Scavo family on a business trip which leads to marital discord and discussion of secrets—some that are very open and some yet to be revealed. Susan becomes increasingly concerned about the seriousness of Julie and Zach’s relationship. Along with their lawyers, Rex and Bree discuss dividing up their assets while George becomes creepier—and more menacing by the scene. John’s parents threaten Gabby to persuade John to go to college. Meanwhile our hosts discuss Astronaut training, intruder training, and how Amanda's dog is super sus in the case of the missing butter.