After meeting in Echo Park to lift weights and buy Lillian’s dog Sochi a cow leg, we sit down to discuss our Wi Spa experience, the 7/6 Dear Diary reading at Stories, hacking in to our old Flickr and LiveJournal accounts, faking depression to fit in with the other emo kids, the age cutoffs for nudism on European beaches, what men do on Reddit, and getting scammed both religiously and secularly.