It’s been another very Spursy week — defeat to Villa, a dreadful draw in Monaco and a comfortable(ish) win over Everton.

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Lee Brown ask the big questions:

Was Monaco the most exhausting 0–0 in living memory? Is Vicario brilliant or bollocks? And does Richarlison’s body language now qualify as an art form?

There’s praise for Kevin Danso and VDV, mild panic over the double pivot, and cautious optimism about the team’s direction — all sprinkled with the usual laughter, gripes and nostalgia.

Plus:
⚽ VAR favours us - finally!
🧠 Frank’s “aggressivity” obsession
😭 Simons's ongoing struggles
🎯 Predictions for Newcastle and Chelsea — optimism optional.

Because at Nice One Cyril, hope isn’t a strategy — it’s a condition.