In this episode of "News Bang," we delve into a whirlwind of historical and absurd news stories that span decades and evoke laughter alongside disbelief. Our journey begins with the shocking events surrounding Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963. As he was being transferred while in police custody, the moment turned chaotic when Jack Ruby, under the guise of a deli delivery man, shot Oswald on live television. The dichotomy of an assassination unfolding amidst chaotic scenes unraveled a new layer to the Kennedy saga and left the nation questioning security protocols during high-profile cases. We transition from the U.S. to the literary world, discussing Charles Darwin’s groundbreaking work, "On the Origin of Species," which sent Victorian society into a tizzy. The public's reactions ranged from excitement to downright fury, echoing the battle between scientific inquiry and religious belief that continues to this day. Darwin's revelation about natural selection became a catalyst for intellectual discourse, sparking nation-wide debates amidst a backdrop of social upheaval. The episode takes a sudden leap into the enigmatic hijacking incident of 1971, featuring the infamous D.B. Cooper. We explore the audacity of Cooper as he commandeered a plane, demanded a ransom, and then parachuted into obscurity, leaving an intact mystery that even today leaves investigators in a frenzy. His remarkable knowledge of aviation complicated the narrative, making the chase for his whereabouts not just a case of criminal pursuit, but a riveting tale of adventure and intrigue. Shifting our gaze to the 18th century, we dive into the internal chaos of the Maratha Empire as Tarabai executed a fierce political maneuver, effectively imprisoning her grandson to reclaim power. The absurdity of familial drama set against the backdrop of an empire makes for a truly captivating story about the volatile dance of loyalty and betrayal at royal levels. Amid these tales, our weather segment offers a significant twist with forecasts that range from the dramatic to the downright ridiculous. From storms that promise to disrupt daily life to whimsical historical comparisons, the weather takes center stage, creating a vibrant tapestry of humorous meteorological commentary. We wrap up with an exploration of a notorious football scandal from 1906, revealing how match-fixing tarnished the sport's reputation. Ryder Boff paints a colorful picture of lazy gameplay and dubious tactics, transforming an oversight in integrity into a comedic examination of professional football's struggles for legitimacy in the face of financial woes. This episode of "News Bang" highlights the absurdity that punctuates serious events throughout history, where comedy and tragedy dance on the same stage. With zany analogies, biting commentary, and absurd twists on factual history, we offer listeners not just insights but chuckles along the way. Tune in as we navigate through past and present absurdities, ensuring that, no matter the seriousness of the story, laughter always finds its place.