The infamous Betty Bumpson, currently living in her underground bunker underneath one of the many Chili's in town, needs a roommate! After putting out an online ad, she meets Diamond, a woman down on her luck after some unfortunate death's in her life. Will these two make good roommates? Why does Diamond have 72 goldfish? And how's Betty's throat finger? All of these questions will be answered if you just listen to the episode.