Though P.T. Barnum may be the greatest showman (something i plan to contest in court), this movie about him is most assuredly NOT the greatest show.  It's a total mess, to the point where this movie has the dubious honor of being the first we've ever rated below 5. Why is it such a hot mess? Find out on the next exciting, spine-tingling, have-you-on-the-edge-of-your-seat episode of... A podcast about two dudes reviewing movies

(it's 11pm, im tired. btw what are the odds johnathon is going to text me about this dumb description. any ideas guys? bro, why are you playing tetris? what do you think im blind? just watch the episode. guess what man. I have a very specific set of skills, skills i have acquired by sitting on a chair all day staring at a screen. skills that make me a nightmare to people like you. if you watch the podcast, that'll be the end of it. i wont email you, i wont write irritatingly bad descriptions. but if you dont, i wil you know what im going to sleep)

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