The greatest superhero movie of all time has finally entered the halls of our... uh... reviewing room...

Anyway, it's a crime that we haven't gotten around to watching such an amazing classic. Feel free to rage at us in the review section about how long this took to make. Hopefully our review makes up for it. Never before have I seen such depth, such passion in a movie. It's less a movie and more a religious experience. I wake up in the morning sad, but then my day is instantly brightened because I realize that Captain Underpants is a movie I have seen. Feel depressed? Just rewatch Captain Underpants. Feel happy? Still rewatch Captain Underpants! Heck, just watch Captain Underpants anyway.

It's official. Narrative Calculus is OVER. Captain Underpants: The Podcast has been resurrected from its dead remains.

NOTE: Just in case you don't get sarcasm, the above is satirical.